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Interesting Dates Rule

Aug 21

I date to get married.

# Marriage_Dating.py
#
# A better way of dating with the purpose of getting married
#
    
too_long = 730 # days, which is 2 years

while you.engaged == False:
    # What state are you in?
    if you.dating == False:
        days_dating = 0
        if you.find('PERSON')
            you.dating = True
            other_person = person_of_opposite_sex()
    else:
        days_dating += 1

    # Date day, hooray!
    if you.have('DATE'):

        # Here's the juice
        if dating.purpose == 'MARRIAGE':
            result = you.go('DATE', 'INTERESTING', other_person)
            if days_dating >= too_long:
                you.dating = False
        else:
            result = you.go('DATE', 'BORING', other_person)

        # Process the result of the date
        if result == 'WELL':
            pass # Just keep on going on those dates!
        elif result == 'ENGAGED':
            you.engaged = True
        else:
            you.dating = False

    # Every other day of your (obviously) interesting life
    else:
        you.go('WORK')
        you.go('HOME')


you.go('WEDDING')
other_person.go('WEDDING')
you.married = True

other_person.married = True
you.celebrate()
other_person.celebrate()

README

Here’s some help for understanding this snippet of Python programming code. While you are unmarried, you are either dating someone or you are not. If you’re not dating and happen to find someone that you want to date, then lucky you! The next categorization is you are either actively pursuing marriage or you are not. If you are, I think that you should want to go on interesting dates.

Life isn’t dinner and a movie. Life is crazy and uncertain. It’s hard and difficult. Don’t you want to see how the person that you might spend the rest of your life with reacts? When they’re fording a river, do they get angry and upset with you? When you’re lost in the wilderness, do they get upset and frustrated? When you get frustrated with them, do they snap back? Find the worst in the person. Look for it as hard as you possibly can. Because if you can handle the worst, then you can definitely handle the best.

If you aren’t as actively pursuing marriage then enjoy your dinner and movie.

And if you’re not dating then good luck with being on your own and all of the issues entailed in CT’s The Case For Early Marriage.

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